Best Graphic Design I guess it's strange to have an award for something like this. All the sites have poor graphic design. I like the doves, though. This site also features women 17 and older instead of the more standard 18 and older, which is another plus. There are actually hundreds, if not thousands of "Slavic Doves" on this site. |
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Best Name This site is, of course, actually Russian. In addition to having the best name, it arranges the "beautiful, intelligent, educated Russian women,faithful girl-friends and good wives" into "clusters." Runners up: Happy Brides, Charleys-Angels, Accent Lady, Don't Be Alone Services, International Relations, Joy Marriage Club, Ukranian Love Interest Bureau. |
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Creepiest Video This site features video of the potential brides. Each video is the same. They are in a pretty much empty room which they pace up and down in heels and formal wear. All you hear are the sounds of their footsteps. Then they sit down and talk (sometimes dubbed) for a minute about themselves. They always say the same stuff. Heavy competition in this category, Foreign Secrets has bikini videos of potential brides. |
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Best Sound Bites This site doesn't even have the women's names on their catalog index pages, just little phrases. Funny, disturbing phrases. Like "I want to give my love and tenderness to the strongest and most reliable man." |
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Actually, I'll Pass... In addition to women, this site features Russian men ready for export. There are actually only two of them. Dmitry (pictured left), and Sergey. What are they thinking? n.b. almost every page on this site is titled "Welcome to Adobe GoLive 4." |
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Where's All the Russian
Women At? What's up with this site? There ain't no Russian women here. It's, like, all Latin, no Euro. Bogus. On the plus side, some of these pants have an awful lot of booty in them. |
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Jailbait Award This site features Bulgarian and Russian girls, and I mean GIRLS. Feel free to browse the fillies in the 15-18 category. I forgot how cute high school girls can look in mini-skirts. I'm not sure I ever knew how they looked in hot pants! |